Resources: File 8
Humanities 100: Creative and Critical Thinking
Billy on a Bike


Imagination is more important than knowledge,
For knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world.
-----Albert Einstein
We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-----Aristotle
When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
-----Walter Lippman
The best argument against democracy
is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
-----Winston Churchill
Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass
And the little ones get caught.
-----Honore de Balzac
Many people speak of killing time
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
-----Henry David Thoreau
Good judgment comes from experience;
Experience comes from bad judgment.
-----Aldous Huxley
I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
-----Thomas Jefferson
The whole problem with the world
Is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts.
-----Bertrand Russell
If man hasnt discovered something that he will die for,
He isnt fit to live.
-----Martin Luther King, Jr.
No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars,
Or sailed to an uncharted land,
Or opened a new heaven to the human spirit.
-----Helen Keller
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
-----Lao Tse
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed
By the things you didnt do,
Than by the things you did.
-----Mark Twain
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown
Is the belief that ones work is terribly important.
-----Bertrand Russell
It was when I found out I could make mistakes
that I knew was on to something.
-----Ornette Coleman
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-----Ingrid Bergman
A word to the wise aint necessary,
Its the stupid ones that need all the advice.
-----Bill Cosby
Dont be so humbleyou are not that great.
-----Golda Meir
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
But rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.
-----Hugh Downs
The wise man doesnt give the right answers,
He poses the right questions.
-----Claude Strauss
If everything is under control you are going too slow.
-----Mario Andretti
If you are going through hell, keep going.
-----Winston Churchill
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself
For he shall never cease to be entertained.
-----John Bowell
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing
Those who do not know it,
But for the sake of defending those that do.
-----William Blake
Well done is better than well said.
-----Benjamin Franklin
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle
Is a false opinion;
And if we were sure,
Stifling it would be an evil still.
-----John Stewart Mill
There are two ways to slide easily through life:
To believe everything or to doubt everything;
Both ways save us from thinking.
-----Theodore Rubin
The law of gravitation cannot be held responsible
For two people falling in love.
-----Albert Einstein
It is the work of an educated mind
To be able to entertain thought without accepting it.
-----Aristotle
It is not the size of the dog in the fight,
Its the size of the fight in the dog.
-----Mark Twain
The cobra will bite you whether you call it cobra
or Mr. Cobra.
-----Indian Proverb
People demand freedom of speech
to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
-----Soren Kierkegaard
Obstacles are those frightful things you see
when you take your eyes off your goals.
-----Henry Ford
The right to be heard does not automatically include
the right to be taken seriously.
-----Hubert Humphrey
To refuse praise reveals a desire to be praised twice over.
-----Duc De La Rochefoucauld
Wear your learning like a watch in a private pocket;
And do not pull it out and strike it
Merely to show that you have one.
-----Earl of Chesterfield
I shall never permit myself to stoop so low
As to hate any man.
-----Booker T. Washington
I dont know the key to success,
But the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
-----Bill Cosby
Happy is the man who knows what to remember of the past
What to enjoy in the present,
and what to plan for the future.
-----A Glason
Men are disturbed not by the things that happen,
but by their opinions of the things that happen.
-----Epictetus
In three words I can sum up everything I have heard about life:
It goes on.
-----Robert Frost
Life is a journey not a destination.
-----Steven Tyler
First say to yourself what you would be;
Then do what you have to do.
-----Epictetus
Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from.
-----Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Dont worry about life.
You are not going to survive it anyway.
-----Harry S. Truman
Some, for renown, on scrapes of learning dote,
And think they grow immortal as they quote.
-----Edward Young
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
But most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
-----Winston Churchill
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-----W.C. Fields
The best and most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart.
-----Helen Keller
Defend me from my friends;
I can defend myself from my enemies.
-----Napoleon Bonaparte
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
-----Albert Einstein
Our greatest glory is not never falling
But in rising every time we fall.
-----Confucius
Kindness is a language
which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.
-----Mark Twain
Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects.
-----Roy Rogers
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
-----Willy Wanka
God gave men both a penis and a brain,
But unfortunately not enough blood supply
to run both at the same time.
-----Robin Williams
Im the one who has to die when it is time for me to die,
So let me live my life the way I want to.
-----Jimi Hendrix
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being
Can alter his life by altering his attitude.
-----Richard Carlson
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
The unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-----George Bernard Shaw
The object of war is not to die for your country,
But to make the other bastard die for his.
-----General George Patton
The difference between involvement and commitment
is like an egg and ham breakfast.
The chicken is involvedthe pig was committed.
-----Unknown
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
-----Vladimir Lenin
If you want to make beautiful music,
You must play the black and white keys together.
-----Richard M. Nixon
We should take care not to make the intellect our god.
It has, of course, powerful muscles,
But no personality.
-----Albert Einstien
It is better to be feared than loved, if not both.
-----Niccolo Machiavelli
A single death is a tragedy.
A million deaths is a statistic.
-----Joseph Stalin
The 2nd most foolish man to have ever walked the earth found a small patch of land and called it his property. The 1st most foolish man was the one who believed him.
-----Jean Jacques Rousseau
Dont worry about the world coming to an end today.
Its already tomorrow in Australia.
-----Charles Schultz
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
-----Mark Twain
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-----Adolf Hitler
Ah, but a mans reach should exceed his grasp,
Or whats a heaven for.
-----Robert Browning
Avoid all needle drugs.
The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
-----Abbie Hoffman
Were going to have the best educated American people in the world.
-----Dan Quayle
A weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
-----Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.
-----Thomas Jefferson
Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
-----Benjamin Franklin
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
-----St. Augustine
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
-----Sire James Dewar
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-----Mark Twain
Forgive your enemies,
But never forget their names.
-----John F. Kennedy
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
-----Mae West
Silence will save me from being wrong (and foolish),
But itll also deprive me of the possibility of being right.
-----Igor Stravinsky
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-----Napoleon Bonaparte
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
-----Seneca
Self-love seems so often unrequited.
-----Anthony Powell
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
-----George Burns
Half the world is composed of idiots.
The other half of them are people clever enough to take
indecent advantage of them.
-----Walter Kerr
If a million people say a foolish thing,
It is still a foolish thing.
-----Anatole France
Education without values, as useful as it is,
Seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
-----C.S. Lewis
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
-----Abraham Lincoln